tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post3433378178125165755..comments2024-03-28T12:07:21.513-04:00Comments on Metal Inquisition: In a summer, a young man's fancy turns to wigger slamchristbutcherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17916062727853004825noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-15228791844622171602008-06-01T14:22:00.000-04:002008-06-01T14:22:00.000-04:00...robbie williams?...robbie williams?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-52747725816865172142008-05-30T18:28:00.000-04:002008-05-30T18:28:00.000-04:00most metal you really have to be able to laugh at ...most metal you really have to be able to laugh at in order to also fully enjoy it. I'll admit Cephalotripsy is pretty enjoyable, dunno if I'd buy it but not a bad album.<BR/><BR/>I'll be seeing Devourment this august when they open for Brutal fucking Truth in NYC, should be a great show!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-67637623308932930562008-05-29T10:11:00.000-04:002008-05-29T10:11:00.000-04:00dude i am not even .00001% ironic about liking sla...dude i am not even .00001% ironic about liking slam!! it's seriously my favorite genre of metal, bar none. i don't like thrash, i don't like black metal, i like very little old school death metal, i basically just like slam metal. old shit like pyrexia and suffocation got me started by these days i'm jaded and i need the absolutely uncompromising brutality of the bands i mentioned in the post to get going.<BR/><BR/>look at my last.fm charts if you don't believe me:<BR/>http://www.last.fm/user/gooseass/<BR/><BR/>you'll see a lot of pop punk and top 40, but as far as metal goes it's all slamz all the time.<BR/><BR/>but of course slam metal is also funny because it's so retarded, so i do like to make fun of it at times. but that doesn't mean i am even a tiny bit ironic! i fucking love Rest In Gore and Cephalotripsy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-5895225045078205452008-05-29T05:44:00.000-04:002008-05-29T05:44:00.000-04:00i never know if sarge is half or 100% ironic about...i never know if sarge is half or 100% ironic about liking slam. or not at all. but that's the beauty of it.<BR/><BR/>i don't find this stuff as irritating as some other readers do. but i don't find it that brutal either. those monotonous "vokills" get real old real fast (especially if they're of the brie™ variety), and the whole deal's just too subdued and samey to really be brutal. it's more like a dull rumble in your gut than a violent diarrhea that it's supposed to be. plus, those vocals ain't that hard to produce either. especially if you have a gut like me.chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11007430245785735531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-55537136186662826502008-05-28T23:46:00.000-04:002008-05-28T23:46:00.000-04:00Hypothetical question: what sub-genre would a slam...Hypothetical question: what sub-genre would a slam band composed of black males mimicking the sound and look of wigger slam bands fall under? Or would it still just be "wigger slam"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-44445243638099930552008-05-28T22:03:00.000-04:002008-05-28T22:03:00.000-04:00Hey, hipster black metal is the shit.Hey, hipster black metal is the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-75094522811812619882008-05-28T20:07:00.000-04:002008-05-28T20:07:00.000-04:00@ "that's why Southern Lord exists."That cracked m...@ "that's why Southern Lord exists."<BR/><BR/>That cracked me up. A once great doom label reduced to a bastion of hipster black metal and super limited edition experimental ambient releases that come on a dozen 7" records. Except Lair of the Minotaur because they are the cat's ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-25378914559587593912008-05-28T17:59:00.000-04:002008-05-28T17:59:00.000-04:00liturgy are sweet but like i said not really slam....liturgy are sweet but like i said not really slam.<BR/><BR/>look, not everybody has the balls to listen to slam. that's why Southern Lord exists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-25450699823242061342008-05-28T17:16:00.000-04:002008-05-28T17:16:00.000-04:00Liturgy is the closest thing to not sucking on thi...Liturgy is the closest thing to not sucking on this list, and that's only because Mike Bailey from Brodequin can write some halfway decent riffs. A different vocalist and they wouldn't be all that bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-1481021898969855942008-05-28T13:33:00.000-04:002008-05-28T13:33:00.000-04:00metropolitan moshurban groove metalslum metaldeath...metropolitan mosh<BR/>urban groove metal<BR/>slum metal<BR/>death ghetto<BR/>screamo-ghettoBILLONEY!https://www.blogger.com/profile/03161451448793233932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-30085637867812511032008-05-28T13:12:00.000-04:002008-05-28T13:12:00.000-04:00www.myspace.com/genocausttucsonBrutal as fuck az d...www.myspace.com/genocausttucson<BR/><BR/><BR/>Brutal as fuck az deathgrindAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-78364790704356548042008-05-28T04:26:00.000-04:002008-05-28T04:26:00.000-04:00These are all my favourite bands!But yeah, the mor...These are all my favourite bands!<BR/><BR/>But yeah, the more retarded it gets, the better it tastes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-37306701346025433302008-05-28T04:23:00.000-04:002008-05-28T04:23:00.000-04:00I enjoy Gorevent, they got some bouncetastic brood...I enjoy Gorevent, they got some bouncetastic broodle wiggore going on.wurmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01657704017269436212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-12663002683984508652008-05-28T01:29:00.000-04:002008-05-28T01:29:00.000-04:00Not too big a fan of this stuff. Cryptopsy did it ...Not too big a fan of this stuff. Cryptopsy did it way better, and so did Suffocation; "Open Face Surgery" slaughters all of these bands shitty "pitt riffment" and "gorectomies".<BR/><BR/>Asians do have good hair though, that was a good call.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-56913826719820746522008-05-27T21:44:00.000-04:002008-05-27T21:44:00.000-04:00as lucho metales said, the japanese are excellent ...as lucho metales said, the japanese are excellent at taking things that anglos invent, hyper-stylizing them, and selling them back to us (cartoons, video games, slam metal). while many lame american dudes fetishize asian chicks, they return the favor by being into black dudes.<BR/><BR/>as far as the JPDM scene, i'm not really an expert, but it seems like in the last year or two they have been churning out sick slam bands like nobody's business.<BR/><BR/>for years white nerds have been yapping about japanese hardcore, which i couldn't be less interested in. i'm just glad that japan is focusing its energy on pit riffment instead of screaming and mohawks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-69596569065224460332008-05-27T21:35:00.000-04:002008-05-27T21:35:00.000-04:00What exactly is going on with Japan? They're pump...What exactly is going on with Japan? They're pumping out a hell of a lot of hellforsakenly noisy bands lately. The only Japanese band I've heard of until recently was some hair metal band named Rowdness, now they've gone & gotten all sick on us!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-14770264936126398042008-05-27T20:45:00.000-04:002008-05-27T20:45:00.000-04:00"C is for Cookie, its good enough for me!!! Cornfi..."C is for Cookie, its good enough for me!!! Cornfield Slam - that starts with C! Nuyum-yum-yum-yum..."<BR/>I'd define it better as Cookie Monster metal or mouth-full-of-cock metal. Gets old REAL quick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-54319873890380178692008-05-27T20:20:00.000-04:002008-05-27T20:20:00.000-04:00Origin I would say no, way too much emphasis on so...Origin I would say no, way too much emphasis on songs that mysteriously don't have any riffs. I might not be a fan of wigger slam but its pretty straightforward stuff in the guitar department. <BR/><BR/>What I'm curious about is how these bands worship Suffocation but yet there is a never a mention of the true kings of New York death metal, fuckin' Immolation! When those cats break it down into a slow lurching groove they make a flat out mockery of these slam bands. Listen to that last section on the song Rival the Eminent. Death metal doesn't get any heavier then that. Waking the Cadaver sounds about as heavy as Seal in comparison.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-46399932772271576472008-05-27T19:30:00.000-04:002008-05-27T19:30:00.000-04:00why do asians excel at so many things that anglos ...why do asians excel at so many things that anglos invent? it's weird. anglo men still are the best at one thing though...being obsessed with asian women.<BR/><BR/>does Origin kinda count as slam? they mostly blast, and not slam. let me know your thoughts.Klaushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06587934998738921091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-69696926499463888582008-05-27T18:10:00.000-04:002008-05-27T18:10:00.000-04:00Dinosaur metal, indeed. All this stuff sounds like...Dinosaur metal, indeed. All this stuff sounds like 1993 to me. And it's really curious how all these bands have hired the same vokillist. That guy must have some ludicrous frequent flyer miles piled up. He should stick with Abort Mastication, they're easily the most interesting one of the bunch.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11342128832508476425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-17335684064270327462008-05-27T18:09:00.000-04:002008-05-27T18:09:00.000-04:00SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-7197368546583535692008-05-27T16:45:00.000-04:002008-05-27T16:45:00.000-04:00I gotta hand it to you sarge, I still hate this so...I gotta hand it to you sarge, I still hate this sort of metal but your posts about it are my favorite part of this blog. I wish there was a way to incorporate pit riffment into my daily vocabulary more often.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3273126442475794090.post-48662668312030427392008-05-27T13:39:00.000-04:002008-05-27T13:39:00.000-04:00as a lover of dinosaur metal i must admit that som...as a lover of dinosaur metal i must admit that some these bands are pretty brutal. i also love hot girls in bands.SkullKrusherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802732286777603134noreply@blogger.com