Morbid Angel Practicing In A Storage Space

If you've ever gone to see a friend's band practice you know it's the most depressing and boring thing you could possibly do, but when the band is Morbid Angel, the location is a Florida storage space, and the year is 1990...you know you're in for a rare treat.

A few things to notice:

00:01 - Pete Sandoval's awful, and uneven double-bass technique
00:07 - Drywall and stud construction within the practice space to keep the noise down, and potentially kill Pete Sandoval from heat exhaustion
01:06 - David Vincent's amazing boots. Perfectly appropriate for Florida. Also, his sweet ride
01:39 - At least David Vincent (a known racist) allows the one minority band member a fan to keep him somewhat cool inside the storage space
03:32 - Pete Sandoval gets yelled at for speeding up
03:55 - Annoying tag-alongs who found out where Morbid Angel practices start making requests (though they don't even know the names of the songs), and David Vincent is having none of it. They simply don't understand his musical genius.







05:22 - David Vincent makes the most un-evil, awful faces in the history of metal
06:44 - A man who appears to be a shirtless Mike Browning from Nocturnus (and previously Morbid Angel) shows us just how little you can wear and still be considered "clothed" according to Florida law.
06:57 - An annoyed David Vincent tells the cameraman to take a hike

Nothing Says "Class" Like A Tasteful Darkthrone Timepiece

Black Metal worked best when the pioneers of its second wave lurked in the shadows of Norway's metal scene. At least it appeared that way from afar, since we didn't see them shopping for Billy shelves at Ikea and living with their parents. Nevertheless, the image of Black Metal has been ruined by color photography and flashy videos. Oh, and Darkthrone watches. Yes, as part of Darkthrone's official merchandise offerings, there are now multiple Darkthrone watches here, each with a comprehensive warranty. Oh boy.

Wikipedia fascists deleted my entry on WIGGER SLAM METAL

I've always been interested in giving back to the community, so I thought I would help out the scene by adding some information on wigger slam metal to the Wikipedia entry on death metal. Little did I know that they're a bunch of fucking fascists that want to silence the people, and those fags deleted my work mere minutes after I created it! Well like Mike Muir says, "you can put a bullet in my head, but you can't kill a word i've said. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"

With that in mind, here is the content THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ!! Don't let them win- add this back to their bullshit excuse for a death metal page!

===Wigger Slam Metal===A popular sub-genre of Slam death metal known as [[Wigger]] Slam Metal has sprung up over the past half-decade, spearheaded by artists such as [[Dying Fetus]] and Long Island's [[Internal Bleeding (band)Internal Bleeding]], and more recently their Scandanvian counterparts [[Soils of Fate]] (although some historians classify Internal Bleeding as Guido Slam Metal). While not part of the classic Wigger Slam Metal canon, Mortician vocalist Will Rahmer's tough-guy attitude and demeanor must surely be included in the list of historical antecedents for Wigger Slam Metal. Wigger Slam Metal is defined by its hip-hop influences, which generally manifest themselves in lyrics rife with gang, crime, and urban imagery not unlike the lyrics of bands like Biohazard or 25 Ta Life. Wigger Slam Metal bands often incorporate samples from films like Goodfellas or Scarface. Specific musical elements include TR-808 bass drops and syncopated drumming reminiscent of funk or rap beats.The origins of Wigger Slam are unclear, although most scholars believe that the first known crossover between hip-hop and death metal is in the liner notes of "World Downfall" by [[Terrorizer]], in which the band thanks "E.Z.E." and "N.W.A."