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Monday, August 4, 2008

Sonic Violence: Metal's Answer To Right Said Fred


As we have stated here at M.I. before, the Hard N' Heavy Grindcore compilation was an extremely important landmark in the world of death metal. Not really. Still, that damn video continues to deliver joy every single time we watch it. Pretty amazing feat, since it was more than 15 years ago that each of us bought it at our local mall's Suncoast store.

Yes, the name of the video was largely incorrect ("Boring Death Metal To Fall Asleep To" would have been more accurate), the animation was laughable, and many of the bands were awful. But hey, you have to break some eggs to make an omelette. By far one of the greatest eggs to be broken in order for this great metal omelette was Sonic Violence. Many critics have argued that Cerebral Fix was the lowest point in the video, and perhaps those critics are right. But when it comes to sheer stupidity, musical madness, Right Said Fred-like fashion choices and extremely quotable content, Sonic Violence are the kings.


As you watch the video below, note that they have to use two bass players in order to replicate the heaviness of their prior bass player. Perhaps they should have looked into having one bass player use something a bit more substantial than a damn Peavy 2 x12! (Hence my use of the "budget metal" label.)




Monday, May 12, 2008

Wild Man...Wild!


Unbelievable stage banter (audio only) from black metal's leading idiot Cronos. No music here...just the mind of a genius at work. The audio is from a 1986 show that Venom played in New Jersey's City Gardens with Black Flag.

Years later, Henry Rollins (then singer of Black Flag) would go on to write about this show in one of his books. From Wikipedia:

Venom used portable fans to keep their hair flowing while on stage. "It was like seeing Spinal Tap ... I expected them to go into 'Sex Farm' at any second." Rollins writes that he and some tourmates drew magic marker pentagrams on their hands to flash at Venom and offer “Hail Satan” salutes. For their final number, Venom asked the audience to chant what Rollins thought was “Black Funky Metal”, which briefly made Rollins suspect that he had overlooked Venom's sense of humor, until he realized Venom was actually saying “Black Fucking Metal.”


You may recognize the "Wild man... wild!" sample that the Beastie Boys used on the song "Mark On The Bus". Listen and be amazed.


Monday, January 28, 2008

French dipshit plays Twist Of Cain



moi jouant sur du Danzig. Bon je pense que ça se joue pas vraiment comme ça mais c'est la seule tablature que j'ai pu trouver. Je précise que je ne suis que guitariste amateur donc inutile de m'insulter (faut vraiment être con) si vous trouvez que je joue mal (je le sais. De plus je pense réenregistrercette vidéo (on entend pas assez ma guitare :)) Je précise que je suis à la recherche d'un groupe de rock ou de métal dnas la loire (42) car je suis à la recherche d'un groupe en tant que chanteur alors n'hésitez pas à poster des coms avec votre adresse email.D'autres vidéos de chant suivront donc. Enjoy ;)