OK, OK that’s enough, really it is. We’ve had some good times, some laughs along the way. When I think of you I will do so fondly but now is the time to let go. We are making fools of ourselves. You don’t want to be here. You are no longer the blog that fell in love with. People change; you can no longer give me the attention that I deserve, so lets just end it here. Right here, right now. I won’t blame you. I won’t get drunk, look up past posts about Manowar and leave embarrassing messages. I won’t chat about posts with my old metal friends as though we are still together. I’m being mature and so should you.
If you don’t want to continue with this blog because you are no longer interested then just finish it. It would be a nice gesture to acknowledge the people who have read it as the sarcastic insult routine is old, unnecessary and frankly smacks of a bunch of winy wankers, bitching because someone disagreed with them. Pull the plug and let it go. It’s a real shame, but somehow I think we’ll be able to move on with our lives.
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Don't listen to all the cranky whiners who want to blog to shut down. If you need some time off, take it. There will always be more metal to rag on/ praise.
bloody hell Mate, this is sad. Used to be quite funny. What happened? I miss the coverage and the colourful jokes. You got me interest lost, no updates any more.
i miss the classic 80's metal articles and comedy. I know we can't invent another 80's, but there has to be lotsa untold comedy and tales you didn't cover yet.
Man, what happened with the clever wigger slam coverage? Are you afraid of Waking the Cadaver's Donald? What about the ubber funny black metal posts? Are you wimpin' down on us?
Now you guys are just pasting you tube videos? Thats useless! We could just go to youtube. I don't know if you're out on the piss, or busy injecting smack, but how about some articles and some actual ideas??
What ever happened to your sight here, Broseph? Man, used to be the good old days of metal. Are your Mrs popping out too many kids or what? Miss all the funny articles. Did the metal 80's humor tank go dry or what?!
Well, first of all, Sgt. D discovered Brokencyde and became a 16 year old scene girl. Scene chicks hate metal (esp. wigger slam) unless they're trying to be ironic. Then the other guys were all forbidden from listening to or blogging about "that annoying, old, retarded metal garbage" by their wives/girlfriends. so now they only get to listen to anything via their old Discmans while they're busy doing yard work.
...while trapped in the basement "man-cave" (next to the cat box) listening to "Slowly We Rot" on an old, tinny cassette boom-box and exhaling one-hits through a cardboard tube stuffed with dryer sheets.
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ReplyDeleteOK, OK that’s enough, really it is. We’ve had some good times, some laughs along the way. When I think of you I will do so fondly but now is the time to let go. We are making fools of ourselves. You don’t want to be here. You are no longer the blog that fell in love with. People change; you can no longer give me the attention that I deserve, so lets just end it here. Right here, right now. I won’t blame you. I won’t get drunk, look up past posts about Manowar and leave embarrassing messages. I won’t chat about posts with my old metal friends as though we are still together. I’m being mature and so should you.
ReplyDeleteIf you don’t want to continue with this blog because you are no longer interested then just finish it. It would be a nice gesture to acknowledge the people who have read it as the sarcastic insult routine is old, unnecessary and frankly smacks of a bunch of winy wankers, bitching because someone disagreed with them. Pull the plug and let it go. It’s a real shame, but somehow I think we’ll be able to move on with our lives.
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your humor tank is empty. This sucks. Is this all the better you trailer park degenerates can do? The guys on FUBAR are smarter than you!
ReplyDeleteA whoping 5 people replied on this. Lost cause
Don't listen to all the cranky whiners who want to blog to shut down. If you need some time off, take it. There will always be more metal to rag on/ praise.
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When people started judging posts instead of NOT COMMENTING AT ALL, that was the beginning of the end.
ReplyDeleteStill laughing at the "Metal answer to Right Said Fred" post, tough! ;-)
bloody hell Mate, this is sad. Used to be quite funny. What happened? I miss the coverage and the colourful jokes. You got me interest lost, no updates any more.
ReplyDeletei miss the classic 80's metal articles and comedy. I know we can't invent another 80's, but there has to be lotsa untold comedy and tales you didn't cover yet.
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ReplyDeleteMan, what happened with the clever wigger slam coverage?
ReplyDeleteAre you afraid of Waking the Cadaver's Donald?
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Now you guys are just pasting you tube videos? Thats useless! We could just go to youtube. I don't know if you're out on the piss, or busy injecting smack, but how about some articles and some actual ideas??
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ReplyDeleteWell, first of all, Sgt. D discovered Brokencyde and became a 16 year old scene girl. Scene chicks hate metal (esp. wigger slam) unless they're trying to be ironic. Then the other guys were all forbidden from listening to or blogging about "that annoying, old, retarded metal garbage" by their wives/girlfriends. so now they only get to listen to anything via their old Discmans while they're busy doing yard work.
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ReplyDelete...while trapped in the basement "man-cave" (next to the cat box) listening to "Slowly We Rot" on an old, tinny cassette boom-box and exhaling one-hits through a cardboard tube stuffed with dryer sheets.
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