Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Pocast: Episode 004

We review each others choices from last episode. Namely; Kraken - Kraken", Silencer "Death - Pierce Me" and Italy's Black Hole "Land of Mystery". SkullKrusher sounded like he was drunk.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Pocast: Episode 003 - Metal Fashion

SkullKrusher, Gene Hoglan's Balls and ChristButcher are your hosts, once again, in this fucked-up journey. We discuss battle vests, Obituary long sleeves, patches, pins, etc and how they fit (or not) into our lives today. SkullKrusher is once again chosen as the biggest poser of the bunch.

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Monday, April 3, 2017

Upside down Cross Mania

Back in 1993 I played guitar and sang for a super shitty joke Noise/Black Metal "band" called Satan's Charcoaled Nipples. Don't bother Googling it, we only had one demo and I'd surprised if we distributed 10 copies. I wish I still had one. Anyway, the name of the demo was "Upside Down Cross Mania." The cover was a pentagram with goat horns (of course) and I put as many upside down crosses as I could fit. Counting the ones in the band logo (which had at least eight) I'd say there were probably 30 crosses. I was very proud of myself. Shit, I still am. I really appreciate a logo with a good number of upside down crosses. How many can they get in there? One or two is way too easy. Unleashed, Mayhem, Death, Possessed, Morbid Angel... these guys are amateurs. Three and above; now, that's serious business. Starting with Sarcofago (above), let's look at some other (mostly Black Metal) logos and their use of the upside down cross.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Podcast: Episode 002

SkullKrusher, Gene Hoglan's Balls and ChristButcher are your hosts, once again, in this fucked-up 1 hour journey. We explore the rest of our 'top-10 most influential records of our teens' list and ask ourselves: who is the bigger poser, if we were judged by our teenager selves.

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Colombia: The True Cradle of Black Metal?

Yours truly in front of a Mayhem backdrop in the basement of Helvete (now Neseblod) in Oslo.

As we all know the world of Black Metal is filled with tall tales, rumors, gossip, and folklore, so take this post with a grain of salt the size of Oslo. I'm not an expert in Black Metal history, so some of this may be common knowledge or totally wrong. This account was compiled from conversations that I had with randoms, whose credibility should definitely be questioned. I didn't question it 'cuz their stories were awesome.

Monday, March 13, 2017

INTRODUCING THE METAL INQUISITION PODCAST. MORE BRUTAL THAN ANY NPR PODCAST.

Emerging from the same unapologetically irreverent tone of the Metal Inquisition Blog, we introduce The Metal Inquisition Podcast. Arguably the best podcast ever. You WILL download this shit. You WILL listen to this shit. You WILL enjoy this shit and you WILL tell your friends to stay away, because it's so brutal, therefore making your friends want to listen.

Will we keep doing the blog? Yes. Do we think that Left Hand Path is an amazing record? Yes. Will we eventually discuss battle vests in the podcast? Yes. Can you call into the podcast to talk about poser bands? No.

SkullKrusher, Gene Hoglan's Balls and ChristButcher will be your hosts in this fucked-up 1 hour journey.

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