Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Dearest Russia, please bring back communism




It seems like Mother Russia’s people have a little too much time on their hands. It is bad enough that these all look kind of like women with bushy eyebrows, but to immortalize the members of W.A.S.P. on wooden nesting dolls just reeks of idle hands.

One can only hope that Will Rahmer will soon be immortalized as some sort of Precious Moments figurine.

Sadly, there is only one set to be had. Go get it now. As a goof, or course.

17 comments:

  1. The Will Rahmer Precious Moments figurine would have to have him with his proud axe. Or those two guns.

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  2. Or maybe it can be him carjacking a Polish taxi.

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  3. @Jason: this story is so fucking awesome .

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  4. @Huansoahn: I love the fact that it's true! I remember checking his myspace a while ago and it listed his hobbies as (loosely):NYDM, bodybuilding, and beating up scumbags who take advantage of drunken girls.

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  5. Why is Johnny bigger than Chris Holmes? that just blows my mind. Were soviets so bizarre that bass players were actually relevant to them?

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    1. In Soviet Russia, bass plays YOU!

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  6. HATEBREED FUCKING SUCK BALLS!!!

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  7. @Jason :
    will is so awesome....they should make a movie about it....
    hobbies lol

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