Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Air drumming, a true story.

Several years ago, fellow blogger (and Metal Inquisition founder) Mr. Gene Hoglan's Balls ended up living in the very same city that I call home. He asked me to help him move, and I happily obliged. As I was helping him move some boxes and recent Ikea purchases into his new abode, I noticed a pair of drumsticks. Since I play drums, I commented,

"Wait, I didn't know you played the drums!"

It was then that he answered in a way that only he could. He answered with a phrase that is still ringing in my head after all these years. Without any sense of irony, or seeing how this was insanely funny for an adult to be saying, he simply stated,

"I don't play, I just have those so I can air drum."

Here was an adult, a grown man, telling me that he would air drum to entire records, and did so sitting on the edge of his bed, and with drumsticks. My mind was blown. It's with that story in mind that I offer you this video.


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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 11, 2011 at 3:17 AM

    genius

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  2. AnonymousMay 12, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Awesome video. You should write in here more often. Your other blog SYWH sucks donkey ass.

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  3. KlausMay 12, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    That blog belongs to Sgt D, I'll pass your comment on to him.

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  4. Matt from DenverMay 12, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    I think I've seen this video before. Teenage girls who can really play Metallica on guitar are a bit more impressive, but you have to admire the guy's spirit.

    Lucho, when (and why) did you change your name to Klaus?

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  5. AnonymousMay 15, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    HATEBREED FUCKING SUCK BALLS!

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  6. nanja monjaMay 16, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    Indeed, where is the double bass on the drums?

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  7. SkullKrusherMay 16, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    Any excuse at all to listen to Hammer Smashed Face is a good excuse. thank you!

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  8. ZacharyMay 18, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    It's high time for a post on Hatebreed or Jamey Jasta on Metal Inquisition solely for the unwarranted anger that will surely ensue.

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  9. t-o-nMay 24, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    I think we know the same guy. Dude actually went on a roadtrip with me and brought thought f&cking sticks with him.

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  10. BadassJune 5, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    haha dude thus shit made me laugh so fucking hard. When me and my friends were like fucking 12 we used to buy drum sticks for the same reason. We also used to rig up some ghetto drums out of shit from around the house. Only this was like in 2001 so wed be playing along to fucking system of a down and slipknot.

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    Hatebreed used to make good albums. Not anymore..

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