Praise Jesus, Praise Real Estate!

Remember how Roger Martinez from Vengeance Rising was way into JC?



That was the old Roger. These days, he's got himself an oversized suit from the discount rack at Men's Warehouse, and he's now way into Real Estate.

Lars gets a sexy, oily rubdown

Gene Simmons Bobblehead

I made an animated gif of Tom Araya spitting on himself

Super sexy Marty Friedman gets super sexy with his guitar

Ask any lady that you know, and they will surely tell you that the pure essence of sexy is Marty Friedman, circa 1999, wearing a silky dress shirt, pretending to give his Jackson guitar fellatio. It's a scientific fact.

I made four animated GIFs that flawlessly encompass Kiss as a band during the 1980s

Be a pal, if you post these somewhere, give credit where credit is due.