Monday, February 13, 2012

Metal Inquisition Archives: Lyrics




Like so many of you, I too look back upon my past and cringe relentlessly. Luckily, there's few bits of evidence to prove just how much of a douche I've been for much of my life. For example, there's no proof of how I waited for three hours in the snow to meet Kurt Brecht from D.R.I. in 1991...nor is there proof of how insanely excited I was when he kindly asked me to step into the band's bus, in fear that I'd probably die of hypothermia (and that he'd be held responsible).

Every once in a while, however, I come across solid proof of my youthful stupidity. The image below is just one of those such item...which we will hereby call: Exhibt A in the trail against Klaus. What is Exhibit A you ask? Just proof that one day in 1990, I decided to write out the lyrics of the Gwar song Slaughterama with a blue felt tip marker. And then was apparently so proud of my accomplishment, that I decided to archive them for later enjoyment.

Please keep in mind that at the time, I had only moved to the United States a few months earlier, and thus didn't really speak much English at all. This will explain the awful spelling errors.


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But wait, there's more. I also found handwritten articles about Kreator, Napalm Death and Believer circa 1991. Stay tuned.

18 comments:

  1. Not bad, immigrant. Much better than I'd do fresh off the boat into Columbia. Did you change your name from Lucho to Klaus? Always reinventing yourself.

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  2. Haha, great post. Glad to see some life in these parts. Keep it coming, man - looking forward to the Kreator article!

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  3. Didn't know you need to take a boat to go to Columbia. Isn't it in the upper west side of Manhattan?
    Looking forward to the Kreator and Napalm Death articles too.

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  4. Damn it people...it's ColOmbia, with an O, not a U. Thank you to the second anonymous poster who made a joke about it, and pretended that they'd let me into an ivy league school in Manhattan.

    Klaus is my real name. But yes, lucho=klaus.

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