Metal Inquisition's Second Photo Caption Contest

I was very, very tempted to post the not work-safe version of this picture here, but I decided not to. If you're ready to see the amazingly great not work-safe version of the picture, click here. As you'll see, I probably could have posted the original version since there's not much to it.

Post your captions, and when doing so please note that Kirk's left hand seems to be rubbing furiously inside his robe while he stares directly at Metallica's tiniest member (double entendre). Poor Steve Harris and his mom jeans got stuck in the cross fire.

I'll go first, and get some of the obvious ones out of the way:

Sad But True
The Shortest Straw

Trollech: shy wood-elves of black metal

Perhaps this video has already made the rounds among black metal types, I don't know. Since I'm not a poser, I don't really keep with with that scene. I must have just stumbled across this video while I was looking for the latest wigger slam metal or something, I don't know. If you've already seen it, I apologize.

In any case, this is a great video in which Czech band Trollech cavort around in the forest, playing their instruments in the leaves and playing hide and seek. It's really cute. the description says they are "tree hugging black metal," and they seem to be total weirdos, like the black metal version of Karl Beuchner.

Peekaboo!

I was hoping they would all get electrocuted, but no.

Apparently evil wood sprites play Jackson basses just like the guy from Day of Suffering.

I've fallen... and I can't get up!

Here's the whole video if you can bear it: