Okay, this is a big moment in my life. I'm about to admit to M.I. readers that I may have read an issue or two (or thirty) of US Weekly in my lifetime. It's with that in mind that I am asking our readers the question that US Weekly often asks its readers: Who wore it best?
I know that US Weekly poses the question when two celebrities have worn the same outfit, but this is close enough damn it! If you must, please take into account that Lindsay Lohan is no Johnny-come-lately to the world of metal. Oh no. She's been rocking other Maiden shirts that her stylist gave her for some time. We want you, the readers, to vote.
On a somewhat related note, the new Paul wall album features the Iron Maiden font.
I think I'll have to say Hillary, mostly because I can imagine her actually saying she likes Motorhead (on the advice of her publicist). Lindsay and Iron Maiden? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteHillary looks a lot better than the coked out oversexed skank...
ReplyDeleteactually...i would say Lindsay because Hillary makes it look too "cute"...plus I think Lindsay would probably legitimately love Maiden being she's a "wild redheaded lesbian" or something nowadays...
ReplyDeletewith that in tow, i would still proclaim my love for Hillary because I liked her Disney show back in the day...when i was 25...
Hillary is not at all believable in a Motorhead shirt... c'mon. Having seen the Lohan mugshots I might be a bit biased, but she seems more befitting the metal look. -Toast
ReplyDeletei'm going with missy elliott sporting the motorhead shirt. i would think she'd ride the crap out of you while ace of spades blares out of the speakers
ReplyDeletemy vote goes to the 80 yr. old korean man i saw wearing an incantation shirt in south korea.
ReplyDeletei guess "korean man in south korea" is a little redundant.
ReplyDeleteHillary wins this one easily - Motorhead shirt trumps Maiden tee.
ReplyDeletei already said this to lucho metales when we were hanging out last weekend, but there is no female on the face of the earth that gives me a visceral urge to mate with her more than lindsay lohan does. it's not that she is the best looking woman on earth (that would be olga kurylenko), it's just that there's something about her... perhaps it is the enormous, flashing neon sign above her head that says "open for business," i don't know.
ReplyDeleteanyhow, the maiden shirt looks much more natural on hohan than it does the duffster. if you look at my last.fm, though, you'll see that i listen to hilary duff quite a bit, but only a couple of lindsay lohan singles (http://www.last.fm/user/gooseass).
They wear any metal t-shirt they want. As long as they don't wear any pants. Panties only if they have to open door. These t-shirts have to be the cheap ass ones that shrink in hot water so that they are those bully shirts. I have thought about this too much, I have too go now.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is looking much more like your average metal chick if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, as if any of you would complain if a coked up slut in an iron maiden shirt wanted to rock out with you.
that's not the iron maiden font. the A's look similar, but that's about it.
ReplyDeleteHillary sure is higher on the shag list. lohan is a bimbo. I'd stick it in her ass and make her suck the shit off.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to vote, but i don’t know who is who... i like the chick with the Motörhead shirt, she’s hot.
ReplyDeleteMaiden rules, but Lohan makes me sick. Not so sick that I wouldn't take it to her, but sick nonetheless. And Nick, I too watched Lizzie McGuire. As a high school sophomore. I wonder what that Tawny chick is up to these days...
ReplyDeleteNevermind, Tawny was the Even Stevens show. Wow...I'm a loser.
ReplyDeleteLohan, of course! Hillary looks like she has no idea what she is wearing. I can imagine Lohan headbanging to some Maiden tunes, and her attitude/behavior also says: METAL!!!. I'd like to see Angelina Jolie in a Carnage t-shirt. That's hot.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is Paul Wall?
ReplyDeleteMC POW WOW, WAT IT DEW
ReplyDeletePut Deicide shirts on them and I'll take them on in a 3-way.
ReplyDeletelohan has way more metal credibility than mrs. disney channel. at least she knows how to party! duff would be grossed out if you took her to a grimy rock club.
ReplyDelete@ sarge: "(...) visceral urge to mate with her (...)" man, i am totally with you. i can´t understand people that are all "Oh gross, linday lohan". she IS hot. messed up, but hot. and at least you could raid her stash while she is passed out.
"Raid Lohan's stash" - thats awesome!
ReplyDeleteParty with LiLo, then bang Duff.
Check out the movie 'War Inc' if you wanna see a 'less Disney' Hillary Duff. No tna though.
Lindsay and her freckles always
ReplyDeleteHilary. bar effing none.
ReplyDeletefuck that shit. where is the 3rd part of metal spokesmen???
ReplyDeleteA lot of thanks for this post here .
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