Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Stuff You Will Hate: Blessed By A Broken Heart

Please pardon the interruption, but I would like to use this space to promote my other, vastly less popular blog, Stuff You Will Hate. This is a post that went on SYWH because it has scene-related content, but may be relevant to the interests of Metal Inquisition readers as well:
Blessed By A Broken Heart is my favorite post-ironic Christian hair-metal crunkcore scene band from Canada. Nobody likes a tryhard, and BBABH definitely try way too hard to impress you with what I'm sure they think are their hilarious antics. Look, I get it: they're "in on the joke." The fact that their entire image is a big ironic joke is fine, the problem is that it's not funny, it's just a tiresome, transparent cry for attention from a bunch of churchy dorks who are so painfully square that they feel guilty for drinking a Diet Pepsi.
Read more at Blessed By A Broken Heart has potential to be the most hated band on Earth (please comment there, not here)

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9 comments:

  1. dude, you need to get out more.

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  2. I know you guys have a soft spot for Italian metal. Well, there you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22DcXJ4k6kU enjoy.

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  3. "...try way too hard to impress you with what I'm sure they think are their hilarious antics...it's just a tiresome, transparent cry for attention..."

    Just like your "scene" posts, Sarge!

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  4. ouch. but fo reals, I have a short comment concerning the subjects of slaying posers and subsequently receiving spinning objects on a string: WHERE TEH FUCK ARE MY MOTHERFUCKING YO-YOS AND SHIRTS???!!

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  5. Just like your "scene" posts, Sarge!

    Yeah yeah, I knew that was coming. If you're going to be a dickbag, please at least follow directions and post your comments on SYWH, not here!

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  6. this shit ass band is still around? oh lord.

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  7. ahah u dont know shit

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  8. SO many times I read stupid post but this time I must say i'm impressed! Well done! Cheers!

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  9. I admire your nice post, Thanks .

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