Thursday, February 21, 2008

Do Hot Chicks Listen to Slam Metal?



Maybe I am too cynical, but something tells me this photo has been doctored. Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe, but if the Internet has taught me anything it's to not believe anything I see on the Internet. Sure, I'd love to think that hot chicks listen to Devourment, but chances are even if this photo is legit she probably got the shirt from a friend and only wears it because she thinks it looks "punk" or "edgy." This chick looks exactly like the kind of girl you'd see working at your nearby mall's MAC counter, which of course only makes her hotter. Until I see proof though I'll just continue believing that the only people who listen to slam metal are rednecks from Texas and wiggers from New Jersey.

59 comments:

  1. Shirt's fake. There's a whole internet trend of taking pictures like this and celebs and putting band logos on their clothes. Besides, if this chick really dug wigger slam, I'd wonder "whats wrong with her?!" hahaa

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    1. That crease in the shirt tells me it's real. Very Hard for an amateur to photoshop that; esp for 2008. It would mean nothing anyway, other then she likes GARBAGE ­čŚĹ.

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  2. ALTHOUGH , I just noticed, she does seem to have a shitty lip ring. That could be fake too however.

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  3. i don't think it's fake, i think some dude she knows got her to wear it for the photo. i'd bet 1 zillion spacebucks that she has no idea who devourment are... but a guy can dream.

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    1. Decourment sucks. I just listened to 1 minute of that shit on YouTube and immediately started laughing ­čĄú...That's not music. That's shit! No wonder why rap and hip hop took over. This GARBAGE is precisely why metal went down the tubes long ago.

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  4. Rule of the thumb is that girls can listen to Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth, but not Devourment or Brodequin. The picture could be fake, but it can also be her boyfriend's. For sure, my ex-gf could sometimes be seen in both Ringworm and Rotten Sound merch. And needless to say those bands were not in her taste at all.

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  5. Here comes a Devourment female-fan... I knew the whole genre through a friend whose girlfriend also likes it a lot... plus, this one is a hottie... there's still hope :)

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  6. I may not be a hot chick, but I am however a girl. I would most definatly but a Devourment shirt, if I could find one that didnt have something 'inappropriate' on it. I'm only 15, so between highschool and my mom...I can't get the only on I can find which says: "She should have said Yes" onthe back. It really does suck being a teenager. I did however find an Abominable Putridity shirt, which makes me so happy.
    As for the girl, I'm not sure, but if she does in factr listen to Devourment, high fucking five for her.
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  7. And I just noticed that this was from around...well forver ago..so I feel completely stupid even making this second post.

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  8. Writer is an idiot.

    "texas redneck and wiggers from new jersey" Seriously? Do you even have a clue what your talking about?

    Why would a wigger even listen to this type of music. They're stuck on eminem and such garbage but if you want to insult a genre of death metal I think you can come up with something better then that. Its just purely improbable making the writer (you) look like an idiot.

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  9. I must say. There are wiggers in the scene, a good amount of them, look at Without Remorse, and a band from Jersey i cant remember the exact name of, Mutant Tyranny or something like that, but that doesn't change the fact that the genre is awesome. Especially since "The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon" came around, they're amazing!

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  10. I'm not gonna say i'm a "hot Chick" but i am a mother and wife and listen to tons of grindcore. and NOT that shit suicide silence thinks is grind. That pic is fake as fuck too that face is shopped in...gay

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  11. A hot girl in an "unusual" band shirt is either:

    a) Dating a guy with interesting taste in music and likes to borrow his clothes,
    b) Trying to catch some guy-from-the-band's attention by putting up pics of herself wearing the band's shirt on Myspace,
    c) Being used used as a "model" by said band for promotional purposes (and probably does the same with 5 other bands),
    d) Wearing the shirt because she thinks the design looks cool/edgy/rebellious,
    e) A heartbreaker: she really has interesting taste in music but is currently seeing a great guy/fell in love with some lucky bastard, sorry! <3

    (Cross out inappropriate)
    But yeah, a guy can dream ;)
    E.

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  12. chicks don't listen to anything more extreme than crust punk. believe it. and if they do, its either because a) they're an attention whore or b) its their boyfriend's shirt. on the contrary, very few fans of shit like LDOH and Devourment garner tons of pussy, myself included. chicks will always choose something that's gentler on their weak ears. I'm a big fan of noisecore bands like Deche Charge and 7mon and pussy is the last thing on my mind.

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    1. Your message is confusing and contradictory. ­čĄĘ And sorry, that band SUCKS. I just listened to it and I immediately laughed my ass off­čĄú. That SHIT and the grunge movement of the 90s is precisely why hip hop and rap took and Pop music fully took over.

      In fact, this site sucks. What's the internet traffic here? As of 2022, 30 losers a month, if you're lucky? People moved on. Newer generations probably don't even know thay silly death metal was even a genre.

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