Short But Sweet: Heaven and Hell Fan Freaks the Fuck Out
In case you missed this, here's a video of a fat, old, insane Heaven and Hell (Black Sabbath minus Ozzy Osbourne plus Ronnie James Dio) fan freaking the fuck out at a signing. This guy might be even more insane than SLAAAAAAAAYEERRRRRRRRRRR fan!
Actually this nut is the only one with the balls to pierce the "proper silence" of the venue and its rules. Sure it's only because he can't help himself, but still.
He kind of started sounding like Jack Black when he was yelling in the band's faces: "You are the MASTERS....of HEAVY METAAAALLLL!" It was a little cute but I kind of felt bad for him.
the best part is at the very end when he bellows, "i'm leaving now!!"
ReplyDeleteEither that or the 'sabbath bloody - I mean - baby sabbath' part.
ReplyDelete"He's louder when he leaves".
ReplyDeleteVinny got the point xDD
mmmm
ReplyDeleteca ca ca coooocaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeee
"You fuckin' rule.... YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHRRRGHHHH!"
ReplyDeleteDio should exploit this guy’s love and loyalty and use his scalp for a hair transplant; he could trade it for a signed picture disc.
ReplyDeleteActually this nut is the only one with the balls to pierce the "proper silence" of the venue and its rules. Sure it's only because he can't help himself, but still.
ReplyDeleteChris Farley is alive
ReplyDeleteThat guy is more METAL than anyone who writes pieces for this blog or anyone who posts comments after those pieces. He is my new hero.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah
ReplyDeleteFuck YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHRRRGHHHH!
ReplyDeleteHe kind of started sounding like Jack Black when he was yelling in the band's faces: "You are the MASTERS....of HEAVY METAAAALLLL!" It was a little cute but I kind of felt bad for him.
ReplyDeleteDon’t feel bad for him Rae; that seriously looks like it was one of the best days of his life.
ReplyDelete"i'm leaving now!!!" = huge lols
ReplyDeletealso kinda funny = dio telling some guy "sing from your nuts, don't sing from your throat" when asked for vocal advice
this guy is definitely WAY more metal than i am. no doubt a lifer.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he biting air in the beginning?
ReplyDeleteIt's a facial exercise essential for arse kissing
ReplyDeleteat 2:03 look how genuinely fucking excited this dude is to finally shake dio's hand...i love it
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I sometimes get the feeling that metal fans act extra stupid when they know there's a camera on them...
ReplyDeletePart of me wants to believe in my tiny heart that they decided to do that on purpose just because they thought it was hilarious.
ReplyDelete...most of me knows deep down those guys were really that excited.
You can imagine when he's down at the pub later on, he'll be telling his mates; 'You'll never guess who I bellowed at today!'
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ReplyDeleteWonderful to see your post .
ReplyDeleteSimply wish to say the frankness in your article is surprising.
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