Exhibits "A" and "B" in the trial against the white race. Please watch these now. I dare you not to die of laughter.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
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6 comments:
man i forgot about this one
a classic.
you know...YOU KNOW!
come on he is truly you know schalläääyer . and quite cute
If I were in Slayer this would scare the shit out of me.
he's shaped like a large piece of candy corn with a shirt on.
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