War inside my head

When I was a child I loved Suicidal Tendencies more than anything in the whole world. That's why it sends sharp jolts of agony through my heart to see my heroes reduced to what is essentially a bad high school punk band- you know, that awful one that would play every single show at whatever venue because the drummer's uncle owned it or something.

Lots of those bands have a song where they make fun of emo, pop punk, top 40, or another genre. Usually the song starts out with them playing some poppy tune- so the audience is all, "Dude, what?! What's this shit?!" then all of a sudden, they stop playing that pussy shit and bust out the metal/punk. This is one of those songs. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.