How on earth can black metal bands take their musical genre so seriously, when it was clearly started by a band that was only slightly more serious than The Monkees? Just watch this video and be amazed by how incredibly dumb, unfunny and generally not evil Venom were. Also, how on earth do you decide that out of all the things you can compare your band to, a brick that you throw to "an area of land" seems like a good choice? Nice touch at the end when two members of this very evil band, basically perform fellatio on a bottle.
Lastly, do you think Cronos misses his hair these days? The interviewer from the picture below is probably asking, "Cronos, what is it like to look like a 60 year old Polish grandmother?"
come on, give him a break- english isn't his first language. oh wait.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is the homoerotic Venom double BJ on the Jack bottle.
ReplyDeleteThis is from the Ultimate Revenge, no? Anyways. I love this blog,makes me pee a little.
ReplyDeletea SOLID unit!
ReplyDeleteyes its from ultimate revenge, part one. part two is for posers. well...at least the faith or fear and raven parts.
ReplyDeletehaha morons go listen analcunt bullshit this is gay that is gay blah blah.. yes everything is gay but metal is not.
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