Wednesday, January 30, 2008
SLAAAAAAYEERRRRRRRRRR Part 2
Though not as funny or rewarding as the original set of clips we posted of a fat Slayer fan screaming, this video is still pretty good.
This girl reminds me of a realization I had in my early teens, when I looked around and saw tons of fatties like this at metal shows. It all of a sudden dawned on me that I had made some stupid choices in life, since I had greatly limited the type and quality of women that were even somewhat within my grasp. Like every other metalhead, I hated jocks. But they had the right idea, at least when it came to girls. They got to be friends with, and date girls in the soccer team. I was stuck watching tubs like this one yell "SLAYER!" while reeking of cigarettes. Yay for me.