Dressing up as a black metal douche for halloween? I know what you're thinking "Nicolas Cage's son has now been doing it year-round for some time now!" Well, you're partially right...but that doesn't negate the appeal that such a costume may have for the masses. As such, I now introduce you all to the first official black metal costume ever (I think), as seen at a local costume shop by close friend of the blog (sup Marns!).
Yes, it's true. You can even buy it at Target.
In honor of halloween, please check out these two clips from Metal Inquisition's favorite zombie movie ever...death metal zombies. See them here, and here.
This makes me extremely happy. I can't even tell you...
ReplyDeletei'm buying extra candy cause it's gonna be a metal halloween. unholy hails to le target
ReplyDeleteWhy they don't have Target in Norway?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou really didn't have to write anything. You could have just posted that photo. I laughed a good five minutes looking at it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to e-mail Target with my idea for the perfect "Death Metal" costume. It consists of an easily applicable fake dirtstache, a mermaid wig, a backwards Sadus baseball hat, a Napalm Death shirt (using the cover from the SOB split), and Oakland Raiders/Miami Dolphins Zubaz pants. Who wouldn't want to go as that?
great costume!
ReplyDeleteI'm have a halloween anti-christening for my little boy tommorrow - he's only 7 months old and his favorite song is murmaider by Dethklok!
I got into sabbath when I was about 5 in 1977, but he pwns me there in terms of instant metal heritage.
He's even got his mum into Dethklok too and she doesn't even listen to metal!
i dressed up for work today in my budget death metal costume. i'm wearing black jeans, chucks, a black obituary t-shirt, a wig of black ratty hair and a baseball cap backwards. wish i had a pair of appropriate sweatpants.
ReplyDeleteIt's over, the dream is done. It's not 1992 anymore. Thanks you. Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I shall attend a Halloween party, I decided I would wear a donkey Jacket, a fake beard and carry a bag of hammers. I am going as Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper. I then had a re-think, upped the ante and am going to wear the above along with a baseball cap and some bling and go as the Yorkshire Rapper. Can anyone beat that?
that kid's head looks freakishly huge... that's fucked up.
ReplyDeleteand god... deasth metal zombies is so horrible... I really do hate upstate new york...
Anyone see Frank Watkins' Gorgoroth pictures? He probably got his outfit at Target, too.
ReplyDeletealex - a mate of mine turned up with a hard hat, tool belt, hammer in hand, and drenched head to foot in gore: he'd come as Fred West
ReplyDeleteIt was only about 3 months after he'd been convicted and just a few months before he topped himself!
By all acounts it, was awesome in its lack of taste
My black metal costume is just tighty whiteys and a whole lot of fake blood. I'm going as Euronymous.
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My mates halloween Costume...
ReplyDeleteHomo Gaahl.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/46/l_151dbe5da4ed4faba78bf36ca1331217.jpg
Fucking hilarious
oooh they're on sale now!! under $8!
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