Monday, November 17, 2008

Metal bloopers


Metal Inquisition staffers have searched high and low in order to bring you the most hilarious and unbelievable metal bloopers, outakes and blunders...and no, we are not including Benediction's entire catalog in this post.

Enjoy these videos, and don't take a drink before you watch these, it will end up all over your monitor! Ha ha ha!


We sure hope Bruce Dickinson's insurance covers his scrotum ripping in half!





Apparently, Steve Harris has trouble staying upright too! Hope his scrotum doesn't also rip in half. Ha ha ha! Maybe that's why he has that thick, padded bass strap, for when he falls on his ass.






Considering how big of a douche Gene Simmons is, I think we can all enjoy this clip of his hair catching on fire. If you want to watch an even funnier blooper, you can watch his sex tape (obviously not work safe).






Watch Jason Newsted fall down, much like his side-project Echobrain did. Oh my goodness!






Watch Dave Mustaine throw a mega-tantrum. I bet you this was exactly his reaction when his wife proposed that they start a coffee company.







Cannibal Corpse's Corpsegrinder gets mad about the fact that members of the audience are throwing money at him. Considering what the low royalty percentages must be for a band like Cannibal Corpse, I would simply put the change in my pocket and call it a day.







Did you know that Danzig sang for Iron Maiden? Well, he didn't...but in this video you can watch Blaze Bayley do his best Danzig impression as fans appear to taunt the band and demand their money back due to his horrendous singing. Let us not forget, however, that Blaze has had a fair share of succesfull projects after his time with Maiden, like being the spokesperson for this hair restoration company.








Paul Stanley vs. Laser Pointer. Watch as Paul breaks character and stops talking like a southern black woman, but only for a second. Kinda hard to take threats seriously when they come from a 63 year old jewish woman in make-up and a rhinestone studded belt.







In case anyone is wondering, no we haven't run out of material. We simply LOVE bloopers. Can you blame us?

16 comments:

  1. Ah shit, why did I click on the Gene Simmons sex tape link. GAAAAAAAAAAAH

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  2. Has it ever happened that someone in a band challenged some heckler to come onto the stage 'to rip his dick off' and that the person in question actually did and turned out to be a 2m long boxer? Sort of like the Danzig/North Side King incident, but then on stage. That would make an awesome video and it could happen, because for some reason most musicians are really small.

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  3. oh man, laser pointers are almost ALWAYS funny! it's such an annoying, juvenile way to push someone's buttons that it never gets old.

    also, i love how paul stanley calls him a schmuck! what's next, schmendrick? this is when the 63 year old jewish lady factor comes in.

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  4. I was waiting for Paul to use the word 'putz'. Too bad the laser-pointer guy didn't go up on stage, drop trou and dare Paul to shove it up his ass. I bet Paul couldn't do it with the lights on at least.

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  5. i picture the guy just pushing paul, and paul trips and falls due to his seven inch heels. this reminds me of something i saw in Manhattan one time years ago. A real new york city tough guy started yelling at a driver after the driver got close to him, but nowhere near putting him in danger. the pedestrian starts going "you fucking asshole, come out of your car and i'll show you something". to the pedestrian's surprise, the driver did come out of the car and went for him. there was this moment of panic in the pedestrian's face...as to say "oh crap, i really didn't expect him to come out of the car...now what?". nothing really happened, but it was clear that his whole yelling episode was based on the fact that no one would get out of their car in manhattan traffic to confront him. well, he met the one guy that would and he had to recoil in horror.

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  6. you guys ever seen this Blaze Danzig's version of "The Evil That Men Do"? he just stood at one place the whole time, looking like he was constipated but trying to take a shit, and practically giving the mic a "Virtual XI" blowjob to the microphone? (here's the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXchebmMlvc ) i would've definitely asked for my money back if i was there!

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  7. I wish I had a picture of punching Axl Rose in the gut at a Metallica show. Rat-bastard threw an empty pint bottle of Jim Beam at us for blowin' him shit in the VIP section. Didn't get to enjoy it as much as I would've liked though because I had to get away from his bodyguard.

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  8. paul stanley is at least in shape, did anyone else notice ace (or whoever the guy is "playing" ace now) lumbering around in the background of that last vid? good god he looks bad. and i'm not even going to start with that sad gene sex tape.

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  9. I didn't? Wow, I must be pretty creative to pull Axl Rose at a Metallica show out of my ahole for a story that didn't happen such as that, no?

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  10. You forgot the fall of Chuck Billy near the end of the "Seen between the lines" vhs. Epic fall.

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  11. hilarious bloopers edition,keep it coming!

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  12. the guy playing the character of spaceman that was originally played by ace is now played by thomy thayer...who played in an unknown band called black n blue, and was also a roadie for kiss. he used to do their laundry, now he plays in kiss.

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  13. corpsegrinder does that shit all the time before the song "i will kill you". i've seen him do it three times.

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  14. No wonder they were so anal about laser pointers when Kiss played in San Juan Puerto Rico in 1998... I've always wondered what was the reason. Now I know, thanks to you.

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