Tuesday, May 13, 2008

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Look at this fucking dork (a Euro, of course). He recently sold a Blasphemy Fallen Angel of Doom "weightlifter" shirt on eBay. According to the item description "This is OFFICIAL and years old, for the Blasphemy members and the bodybuilderSatanicSkinheads incrowd! I prefer to wear Hugo Boss so I'm selling this to a REAL man!!!"

1. First of all, who the FUCK are the bodybuilderSatanicSkinheads? I've heard of bodybuilders, Satanists, and Skinheads, but is there really a group combines all three of those subcultures?

2. Hugo Boss made some killer Nazi uniforms back in the day, but I'm not too into their contemporary designs.

3. It's obvious this puny fuck has never worked out a day in his life. Just look at those skinny arms. No biceps, no triceps, and he's desperately trying to stick out his non-existent pecs.

4. Posing in a ski mask with a knife doesn't make you look tough. Take your fucking thumb out of your pocket.

5. Posing in your white-tiled bathroom doesn't make you look tough either.

6. Unless you're a guido or an actual wifebeater you shouldn't be wearing a wifebeater.



"Comes as you see pic, good condition, some stains (no cum or sweat actually).. My body is not included, unless you're a cute girl or one of them little Tokio Hotel boys (send pics).."

What kind of desperate loser writes shit like this? I'm about as sure that this dude hasn't used this shirt as a cumrag as I am that he hasn't gotten further than second base with a cousin. Not surprised he's into teenaged German emo. Great rear pose. Please do some fucking pull-ups and shrugs for those pathetic delts and traps.

16 comments:

  1. and what about the retard who bought it for 66 USD, oh he was american so whos the biggest idiot?

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  2. we're all retards, dude. just different kinds.

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  3. that grout needs to be freshened up. man, european bathrooms are soooo depressing. i can say this from experience.

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  4. I'm with pär. Someone fucking paid $66.00 for that piece of shit!? Insane. Hideous shirt.

    Dude should've posed with a 5 lb. dumbbell in his hand just to amp up the comedic value.

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  5. that tokio hotel bit was funny. even more so if he was for real.

    and why is he holding a trench knife like a fuckin' gun?

    that shirt's got a mom's pickled beet stain on the chest. which i'm sure he's passing off as virgin blood.

    p.s. euros don't get it on with their cousins. that's one of the few (rural) US trends that hasn't quite caught on yet.

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  6. euros invented getting it on with their cousins. my family is proof.

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  7. The shirt probably belonged to his gay weight-lifting ex-lover and this was payback of sorts for getting buggered and dumped.
    As for cousin-touching and being stupid enough to pay $66 for that jerkrag (in more ways than one), euros have been doing it for ages. Americans are just euros on crack, taking it to new levels.

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  8. More shit like this, please.

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  9. This reminds me of that catalog that had a black dude with a wave perm in a Darkthrone windbreaker.

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  10. Incidentally body builders aren't heavily into shirts like this in Europe. Also, I'll bet a silver dollar it's a bootleg of quite recent proportions.

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  11. Fucktard! look at his other auctions, seriously anyone who owns a spear of longinus record needs to be neutered with a pair of bricks.

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  12. I fucking hate those shirts. Nothing sickens me quicker than standing behind some assbag & getting a gander at his oozing back zits & his nappy armpit hair. It's fucking grotesque.

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  13. this dude needs a pair of those rare and coveted Morbid Angel sweatpants

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  14. He's certainly a poser if it's actually a legit Blasphemy shirt. A friend of mine discovered my clear red vinyl copy of 'Fallen Angel of Doom' and offered to trade me for his entire Ulver collection. That's non-poserism in practice.

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