Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Fat tub of goo sings Dimmu Borgir, world rejoices


The best parts are when he brings the mic close to his mouth and all you hear is his singing. He looks like he's made out of ice cream cake. Could he be related to this all time M.I. favorite?



You be the judge. Watch and enjoy.



18 comments:

  1. Nothing personifies blasphemous intent more then an over weight white suburban kid singing Norwegian Black Metal.

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  2. I personally prefer the fat guy who playbacks Cannibal Corpse. There's an evil aura around him, especially when he takes tea & biscuits around 1:10/1:20...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMs_ONzDSek

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  3. It's like the 'Fernando Botero'-tag implies: this is high art!

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  4. The term "target audience" comes to mind.

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  5. Fuck...I mean seriously. On behalf of other fat white males everywhere, we are not all that fucking retarded. I mean sure...show us a piece of cake and we're your best friend, but for fuck sakes, most of us do have some kind of rational thought which doesn't make look like complete fucktards.

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  6. the tag "diabetic seizures" had me rolling.

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  7. the kid's got the look of a retarded mutilator. just look into his eyes! i'm not laughing at all.

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  8. You need to add the tag “ridiculous” because this is exactly what this is. 3.04” to 3:52” is comedy gold. Dimmu Borgir is so crap that even if he was a really talented, extremely good looking person he would still look ridiculous doing this song!

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  9. This is a great example between metalhead generations (or really any genre). I might have sang into my Goody pocket comb (the kind that had a handle that stuck out of your back pocket 3 inches) back in 1987 to the Crue's Five Years Dead, but the difference is I did it in my bedroom or in front of the mirror - in front of NO ONE, let alone potentially the whole world over the Internet. At the time he thinks it's cool. Maybe he still does. But that Goody comb Motley singer really doesn't look cool. You're having a private moment of being a douche-bag kid. Leave it at that. Save the web cam shit for American Pie chicks.

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  10. He looks like Donkey Lips from that old show Salute Your Shorts on Nick.

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  11. God, if half of my douchebag moments were on tape...much less online, I would just go and die. Playing along to Slayer on the fake bass guitar that my brother and I made out of plywood was best left off the record. Clearly younger folks are more comfortable with technology, but will surely grow up to regret some of these things. At least I hope so. If not, I'm really out of touch and no longer understand younger people at all.

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  12. After watching a Hollywood Undead video earlier today, I'm confident I don't want to understand young people at all.

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  13. Actually if this dude doesn't let the inevitable fallout of internet mockery that followed this video get to him, it means he's probably got more willpower and determination than most of us so, rock on, fat dimmu borgir kid!

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  14. Sounds like that dramatic music they were pumping out at seaworld when i went to florida last december, obviously minus staypuft wheezing over it.

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  15. Nothing a whopper or two cant fix

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