Dear Metal Inquisition readers, I would like to introduce to you the internet's Acutewit. In this video she attempts to sing Deicide's "Once Upon the Cross." Consider yourselves warned.
These are awesome. I don't give a fuck if she's a terrible human being - which she very clearly is - if she's ugly, good looking, singing, screaming, rapping or none of the above... If YouTube was just full of girls saying "KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, SATAN" and "A CHEMICALLY TAINTED WELFARE GENERATION, ABSOLUTE COMPLETE MORAL DEGENRATION" then I'd never visit any other website in my entire life. That, to me, is what those "naked women dressed like clowns" websites must be to "Juggaslos". --LEV
I loved the eyerolls at the supposed in-the-know viewer. Once upon a cross.
ReplyDeleteso glen benton has a webcam...but this girl does too. great. now the internet can end.
ReplyDeleteDude. Fucking "Firestorm"!?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CdIbKgPGTU
What the fuck!? I don't get it. At all. Not a bit. No humor. Nothing. Just... what the fuck?
These are awesome. I don't give a fuck if she's a terrible human being - which she very clearly is - if she's ugly, good looking, singing, screaming, rapping or none of the above... If YouTube was just full of girls saying "KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, SATAN" and "A CHEMICALLY TAINTED WELFARE GENERATION, ABSOLUTE COMPLETE MORAL DEGENRATION" then I'd never visit any other website in my entire life. That, to me, is what those "naked women dressed like clowns" websites must be to "Juggaslos".
ReplyDelete--LEV
The internets need to stop installing the idea in people's minds that they are remotely relevant.
ReplyDeleteAnybody wants to see me pissing from a balcony? Writing my shopping list? Fucking my hand? I'm sure this could be an instant success on the web...
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