Combining metal and magic, what a fantastic idea! For his latest trick, watch him post this picture online and make any sense of dignity he had left disappear.
Here's a little tip: when the top of your pants touches your armpits, it's time to stop pulling them up.
You'd be all angry and chop off your sideburns too if you found out you'd been conceived in the woods behind a supermarket. At least his dad kept it classy and took her to the soggy mattress by the overturned shopping cart.
Grumpy Metaller's Girlfriend:
"Aww, you're all grumpy. How come? Is it a case of the Mondays"
"Don't mock me Susan. I'm not grumpy, its just that....you know that if I don't get my eight hours of sleep, I'm a bear in the morning, that's all "
I didn't know that Glamour Shots now offered a Manowar theme to its customers.