Friday, September 26, 2008

Metal Inquisition e-Cards

I love e-cards! They're a great way to keep in touch with friends, family, and anyone else who you want to just say "What's up, I was thinking of you" to. The problem is that most of them are not very metal, so they're only good for sending to you poser friends. With that in mind, I put together a few in case you want to use them. Create your own here!





12 comments:

  1. what makes these really work is how truthful they are. if i had a dime for every time i've been looking for a card at Walgreens to try to express my disappointment about getting yet ANOTHER Death Angel back patch, i'd be a rich man. i also enjoy the quaint, olde time illustration style.

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  2. Hahahaha...holy shit, these amazing! i think the graveland one is my favorite!

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  3. pitt riffffment fa lyfe, shun! chug, ree, chug, ree ree gggurrrglrurgle..... that one fucking rules.

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  4. nice :-D. i just made one myself. granted it's not as funny unless you get the reference, but good enough to be my facebook profile pic anyway :-P

    if this link works:
    http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v224/268/103/n40600603_205.jpg

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  5. should work now: http://onlinerock.com/fans/48hrs2rock//someecard.jpg

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  6. Funniest post of the month! ;-)

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  7. yngwie malmsteen reference. yay! do i get a prize?

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  9. I can relate to the truths in the ohio cornfield slam, as a native of akron. I dont miss mushroomhead..and shit like crowbar...lots of horrible stuff in the rust belt. one of the reasons i left..

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  10. lolololz @ mushroomhead. i used to live in cleveland and saw them and their related bands (such as the creatively named 216) many, many times in the 90s.

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  11. I have 3 Pig Benis longsleeve shirts I wear on regular rotation

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