Can you spot the grumpiest guy in this food court? I sure can, but can you blame him? Orange Julius totally screwed up his order.
Separated at birth? Maybe it's a stretch, but I found the similarity to be worth noting. Considering Suge Knight's past, and his temper...I have to say that the Death Row Records picture is way, way scarier.
Ahhh, nothing like a stroll through the suburbs on a nice spring day. By the way...Deicide shirt and corpse paint? You can't mix those two, didn't this kid read Lord Of Chaos? Oh, and one last thing, to the kid on the right who is carrying a hairbrush, the pentagram is supposed to point down, not up. Details, details, details.
Can you spot the grumpiest guy in this food court? I sure can, but can you blame him? Orange Julius totally screwed up his order.
Separated at birth? Maybe it's a stretch, but I found the similarity to be worth noting. Considering Suge Knight's past, and his temper...I have to say that the Death Row Records picture is way, way scarier.
Ahhh, nothing like a stroll through the suburbs on a nice spring day. By the way...Deicide shirt and corpse paint? You can't mix those two, didn't this kid read Lord Of Chaos? Oh, and one last thing, to the kid on the right who is carrying a hairbrush, the pentagram is supposed to point down, not up. Details, details, details.
Dude was obviously sitting down in a chair wearing those pants when he affixed the pentagram. He got this idea from vintage Suicidal tendencies, there's a pic in Glen Friedman's book "Fuck you heroes" that shows one of the dudes with an upside down "ST" logo on his jeans. Incidentally I have the same one on this pair of shorts I'm wearing right now.
ReplyDeletei once met a guy with the Dead Kennedy's "DK" logo thingie tattooed. it was backwards, since he did it himself while looking into a mirror. oopsie.
ReplyDeleteimagine going out for a walk and running into those two buttsquirts. spiked armbands over long sleeves? they should both fall on that scythe.
ReplyDeleteBlack metal fans continue to fall into that void of stupidity... Give it up with the corpse paint, spikes, and silly poses. I am betting 99.999% of them are fans of WWE as well...
ReplyDeleteAt least the guy in the mall has reason to be upset, after getting his Nathan's hotdog loaded with chili and cheese (that's an evil combo) he accidentally sat on the Demon Burger CD he picked up at HotTopic.
The third pic is from somewhere in Belgium. I know because I've seen this one before (a bigger size though) and could tell from the license plates.
ReplyDeletei thought Belgium was a reasonable place from the last time i was there. guess i was wrong. stupidity knows no boundries.
ReplyDeletewhich is the dumb, poor half of belgium? is that flanders?
ReplyDeleteas an outsider that has only been there once in a few cities, its hard to think there are two halves to the country. its so small! still, in metropolitan areas there is always one place that gets picked on (i'm looking at you New Jersey)
ReplyDeleteBelgium a reasonable place? It's the country that gave us the doom metal band with a child rapist as a singer, that sells beers with the alcohol percentage of wine and that hasn't had a working government for almost a year...
ReplyDelete(Ok, I admit it, I'm Dutch, so I'm a bit biased)
It wasn't a doom metal band with a child rapist as a singer, it was a doom metal band that turned out to have a child rapist singer, the dude is English anyway.
ReplyDeleteDude's released already, so far for our plan to break into his house and steal his record collection while he was in lockdown.
those two losers at the bottom sure did, ,read lords of chaos. no better authority on moronic mistakes and contradictions that varg himself..teaching you how to try and rebel despite that you have a rather yuppie upbringing..
ReplyDeleteThe thing with the rap photograph that destroys any credibility is that the people have been photographed individually and then photoshopped together. That's not how you run a tight crew, guys!
ReplyDeleteWhat the shit do the Belgian kids have to do with Varg? Huh?
ReplyDeleteThe Hanson Boys finally went Metal.
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