Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Chris Barnes: Stage Banter All-Star

Rare shot of Chris Barnes having a panic attack, after realizing that he doesn't make enough money to make the payments on his 1993 Toyota Tercel.


There was a time when Chris Barnes was taken half-seriously by some. That was before he started wearing JNCO jeans and track jackets. When you listen to his stage banter abilities (from his Cannibal Corpse days) you realize that the man was in fact a genius. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


10 comments:

  1. the only thing that ever justified cannibal corpse in my mind was their presence in 'ace ventura pet detective' (the second most satisfying metal-band-in-a-major-motion-picture event, behind powermad in 'wild at heart'), but i suppose any death metal band would have done.

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  2. BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAL!!!!!




    i mean brutally ridiculous, of course.

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  3. chris barnes is a pussy. say sayeth the wheel-chaired one.

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  4. I saw CC with barnes back in 93 in NJ at Obsessions. A freakin a geedo club...anyway, SOme dude scream out "Yo Chris!!" Barnes blow him off cause he is such a fuckin' rock star and got free blow job. What a dick.. The video piece was classic!! Thanks.

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  5. Not one of my favourite growlers (He ruined "Tomb of the mutilated" by himself) but he's funny.
    He definitely must thank Webster, Mazurkievicz, Big Al and the rest of CC and SFU for not having to sign up at the unemployment office of his area.

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  6. A HORSE IS A CORPSEJuly 31, 2008 at 5:30 AM

    NIGGA SOUND LIKE SUPER DAVE OSBOURNE WITH A COLD.

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  7. are you guys ready for some sodomy?!

    oh that sounds promising.

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  8. barnes is the only person to properly squeeze the invisible oranges - from above, so the juice drips directly into the glass.

    the video was hilarious!

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  9. "Good night, Chicagooooooeeeeeewwwwww! BRUTAL." gets me EVERY fucking time. Just kills me. Absolutely classic.

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