Thursday, July 10, 2008

Glen Benton—New Chiquita Banana Spokesperson

If anyone ever asks me again why I think metal today sucks, and why I think back on the early 90s so fondly, I will show them this picture.

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  1. please tell me that picture is real.

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  2. love silly pictures of metal bands. e.g.: http://www.last.fm/music/Darkthrone/+images/4651249

    that one has been the front profile image for darkthrone for weeks. some(lame-ass-humorless)body finally voted it off today.

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  3. This Burzum photo is great, too:
    http://www.last.fm/music/Burzum/+images/7597893

    Santa was burning churches in Norway? It all makes sense now.

    I saw that photo of Glen a few weeks ago. That's funny, but it still can't hold a candle to his report of sighting Big Foot in Florida.

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  4. Hmmm... would this photo prove why metal today sucks, or why metal in the early 90's was great? I'm confused, and could go either way on this one, really, ha, ha...

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  5. that darkthrone picture rules. i always thought fenriz was more of a banana-hammock kinda guy, being european and all.

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  6. i'm disappointed! in that picture of fenriz, you can't see his Hanoi Rocks tattoo. :(

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  7. Check out deanzig and craptopsy on myspace

    www.myspace.com/deanzig

    www.myspace.com/craptopsynonesoscene

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