Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Metallica Fans. Then and Now.



At first you really want to make fun of the guys in this video. And that's okay. They seem mildly retarded, sweaty and inbred. But then you think about how they would be way more fun to hang out with than a modern-day Metallica fan. That's when you wish you could take the Nocturnus time machine, go back in time and hang out with these dudes. And while you're traveling through time, make Lars die in the accident rather than Cliff.

Metallica fans today are like this idiot below. He's concerned about how divided the metal scene is. He cares man, he really cares.

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  1. Who the fuck needs "the metal community"? I don't want to be this dickhead's friend.

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  2. The first video won't play. Did Lars' father say "Delete that."?

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  3. i could barely listen to 30 seconds of that second one. ugh. i remember the first one when it was originally shown on tv up here. my friend swears he saw that main pig looking dude up in cottage country singing the sexecutioner song...

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  4. oh my god. lars' dad should have deleted his son.

    "you know...i think he was mistake. delete him"


    videos are playing now. damn youtubes.

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  5. Man i'll never understand idiots who post videos of themselves orating these long and very very serious monologues about the DUMBEST shit imaginable on Youtube. Why would someone feel compelled to do so? The world may never know...

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  6. A slipknot fan that's a sissy? And is mad about being ragged on because he doesn't listen to metal? I sure he's the only one out there like that.

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  7. albert @ decibelMarch 4, 2008 at 6:44 PM

    Holy shit, was it free Testament cap day in Canada when this was shot?

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  8. felt like wiping my ass on his eyebrows.

    that's internet for ya, vugelnox - unbearable retards like this one would otherwise rot in their sexless obscurity. but the 'net makes them feel like what they've got to say is "relevant". it makes them feel "relevant". and when in comes the feedback from kindred losers, these dudes think sky's the limit. on the other hand, how can one deny them that free therapy? but sometimes like maynard j. keenan i wish for tidal waves.

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  9. Back in the day? 05? Hahah what a retard

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  10. Sorry, but psrt of metal is weeding out the shit. IMHO... I'm not gunns respect some band that sucks just because it's metal. Fuck, I hate MOST metal. These dudes get really hurt when any band in the genre gets shit-talked on an online forum! Boo-hoo! BTW, I was one of those mildly retarded, sweaty and inbred kids, and I turned out OK... well... bad example...

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