Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Metallica Fans. Then and Now.
At first you really want to make fun of the guys in this video. And that's okay. They seem mildly retarded, sweaty and inbred. But then you think about how they would be way more fun to hang out with than a modern-day Metallica fan. That's when you wish you could take the Nocturnus time machine, go back in time and hang out with these dudes. And while you're traveling through time, make Lars die in the accident rather than Cliff.
Metallica fans today are like this idiot below. He's concerned about how divided the metal scene is. He cares man, he really cares.