In any case, this is a great video in which Czech band Trollech cavort around in the forest, playing their instruments in the leaves and playing hide and seek. It's really cute. the description says they are "tree hugging black metal," and they seem to be total weirdos, like the black metal version of Karl Beuchner.
Peekaboo!
I was hoping they would all get electrocuted, but no.
Apparently evil wood sprites play Jackson basses just like the guy from Day of Suffering.
I've fallen... and I can't get up!
Here's the whole video if you can bear it:
How do you say, "Holy fuck..." in Czech?
ReplyDeleteOnly thing that would've made this more hilarious would've been if they had their drum machine in the creek/leaves with them.
So bad...
the tags are killing me.
ReplyDeletei hope they all got fungi from standing in that pond.
i know i've said this before...but black metal bands should not be allowed to be photographed, much less video taped in color. blown out black and white photography is the way to keep an image. the days when bands like these showed less was so much better. it's like someone suddenly revealing their goiter...you kinda wish they had left the turtle neck on.
ReplyDeleteThe Day of Suffering citation was so sublime.
ReplyDeleteGod bless YouTube... or Satan bless them, or whatever.
ReplyDeletethat is totally fukin shitty,,they should leave the trees alone and learn how to make music that doesnt suk!!
ReplyDeleteTotally. Fucking. Priceless. Holy shit.
ReplyDeleteThe Day of Suffering citation was so sublime.
ReplyDeletethanks, i was hoping someone would notice that!
totally agree with the comment about black metal needing to only be seen in high contrast black and white...i mean, do these guys really look at the finished product and think "oh yea, i look totally evil in my blue tunic"?
ReplyDeleteat least the camera came in for a close-up so i could see that he was playing an "apollo" brand guitar, haha.
These guys are so evil the way they hide behind trees and crush dirt. Where's the drummer on this piece of shit?!
ReplyDeleteAmazing.
ReplyDeleteI hate telling people I like black metal, because everyone instantly thinks of this crap. Oh well.
BM has become just as unforgivably stupid and self-deluded as LA hair metal did in the late 80's.
ReplyDeleteKudos to the camera guy who was brave/retarded enough to appear in the credits.
that's not a Jackson bass, it's an Aria. they must be poor.
ReplyDeleteWow, it looks like they watched Immortal's "Call of the Wintermoon" video and actually took it seriously! My 3-year old son who is afraid of the dark, strange noises, Heffalumps and Woozles, and pretty much everything, thought this video was funny.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the fucking drummer?
ReplyDelete"Life Before Machine"
ReplyDelete>BM has become just as unforgivably stupid and self-deluded as LA hair metal did in the late 80's.
ReplyDeleteKudos to the camera guy who was brave/retarded enough to appear in the credits.
It already was 10 years ago.
So what if it's silly? I believe all the kvlt black metal bands are just as bad. Who said they were trying to be evil anyway? Read the lyrics. Idiots
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