Saturday, March 22, 2008

The Ideal Gift For The Douchebag That Already Has Everything



What do you get the douchebag in your life that already has everything? A Slayer motorcycle helmet, of course! Available in three styles, and costing as much as $350, the helmets will surely be a hit in areas of the country where I hope to never find myself. The helmets are also available with Kiss artwork by the way.

Not to be outdone, Bay Area rockers Exodus are looking into getting some fanny packs embroidered. Look out for those in the summer!

5 comments:

  1. ANGEL OF DEEEEEAAAAAATH!!!

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  2. You'll be glad to know these things bombed in the market (the Skynyrd one was particularly atrocious) and most of the big catalog houses are deep discounting them now. I would have said it would be difficult to somehow produce and uglier full face helmet than was already out there, but somehow these guys found a way.

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  3. I am sure that the very METAL chick in the next video will be queuing to by this helmet. And by the way if you are going to have a mustache like that you deserve to be damped!!!! Please post this video and then sit back and check out the avalanche of comments!
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-pLuGrO_lo
    So You Ran - Orion The Hunter (from YouTube)

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  4. holy fuck, i'm DEFINITELY posting that video!!

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  5. I love that "automotive safety" now has 4 entries.

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