Monday, March 17, 2008

Metal Inquisition is the #1 result for "manowar thong"

I have had several big moments that I'll never forget: graduating from college, getting married, the birth of my fist child... but none of them compare to today. Because today I saw that Metal Inquisition is the #1 Google result for "Manowar thong."

To our loyal readers, thank you! We couldn't have done it without you!

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  1. you'll also be glad to know that we are the #1 result for "metal inquisition" in google.it!

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  2. We are also #1 on Google for "male pattern baldness posers" but you have to put "posers" in quotation marks, otherwise it searches as "posters".

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  3. Wow. Congratulations on such a distinguished honor.

    What exactly made you decide to Google "Manowar thong"?

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  4. What exactly made you decide to Google "Manowar thong"?

    That's a good question! Sergeant, did your lady have a specific request for your private St. Patrick's day celebration?

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  5. raise your fist child and yell!

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  6. You're also the number 1 result for wigger slam. oddly enough, i am the number 2 result, after learning of the term from your blog

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  7. also #1 for:
    - "heavy metal applebees gift card"
    - "lonn friend douche bag"
    - "Robb Flynn's Disease"
    - "generic death metal"

    and #7 for "beard metal"

    WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERWEB!

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  8. Sergeant, did your lady have a specific request for your private St. Patrick's day celebration?

    not exactly. in fact, it's my mom's birthday today and, well, i've already said too much. (it really is her birthday)

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  9. Fist Child would be a great name for a Manowar tribute band!

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  10. i was looking at our stats and i think it's pretty funny that someone ended up in MI thru google.nl with a search of "Bobby Blitz tattoo"

    http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=%22bobby%20blitz%22%20tattoo&btnG=Google%20zoeken&meta=

    .

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