Thursday, March 13, 2008

"Yes Indeed, You Are Possessed By Satan Indeed"



The singer of the black metal band Inquisition seems to be doing his very best to show the world that black metal is not scary, but rather populated by well behaved, kind young men that you can bring home to meet your parents. I've never heard anyone talk about Satan in such a nice tone. Listen to this guy, he sounds like a waiter at a frou-frou French restaurant. Maybe this is just further proof that black metal has lost any edge it ever had (for further proof, see image below). Oh well.


ps: So the band has been around since 1988 which is a long time, but to call their show an "ancient ritual" is overselling it a bit...don't you think?

13 comments:

  1. hahaha.

    ps. they are from Cali, Colombia.

    kin.

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  2. he should take some lessons from chris barnes on making his stage banter more brutal (or grim/kvlt/whatever).

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  3. The hidden gem here was:

    "For those of you who have not witnessed Inquisition live or even heard of them, well, that's us..."

    I could totally hear this guy saying, "Next window, please..."

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  4. he should take some lessons from chris barnes on making his stage banter more brutal

    "I wanna grab a bitch and FUCK HER WITH A KNIFE!"
    -Chris Barnes, Dec. 1992, Blowgart's Cincinnati, OH

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  5. maybe because english is his second language, he doesn't know that he's not being brutal/grim/kvlt. he may think he's being hella grim. poor lil' guy.

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  6. you had no way of knowing he was colombian, because the beginning of the video is cut off where he asks the audience if they like "crank jankers."

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  7. This is one of the very very few newer black metal bands I really can get into. They also give Immortal a serious run for their money in the worst corpsepaint pictures category. Some of them with those always evil nice flowing capes even! Still their 2004 album Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer is just some of the best damn black metal to come out in the new millennium. For all the hype that boring new shit like Xasthur or Leviathan gets, none of it comes close to these guys

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  8. i just want to hear what lucho metales has to say about Crank Jankers

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  9. Sort of reminds me of that Church of Satan lady from Metalocalypse. But damn their albums are brilliant!!!

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  10. can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on on this picture?

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  11. KFC black metal chicken

    http://www.kfc.ca/home/en/wicked_crunch_contest.php

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