Monday, February 25, 2008

Glen Benton: The Legacy Continues



Glen Benton is one of our favorite subjects here at Metal Inquisition because his stupidity knows no bounds. He's been making an ass of himself for the past twenty years and he simply refuses to go away. If someone asked me to describe Glen Benton in one word that word would be "persistent."

I, like most other sensible death metal fans, was shocked when Deicide delivered 2006's stunning "The Stench of Redemption." It was possibly the greatest comeback in the history of death metal because no one saw it coming. By that point everyone had written Deicide off as a joke, and with good reason. Have you ever tried to listen to "Serpents of the Light?" How about "Insineratehymn?" My point exactly. They'd been pissing on their legacy for over a decade when out of nowhere Benton and Asheim, (sans the brothers Hoffman) along with ex-Cannibal Corpse guitarist Jack Owen and ex-Iced Earth guitarist Ralph Santolla, made the metal world once again take notice.

Which brings me to the forthcoming release of Deicide's new album "Till Death Do Us Part." If the new song up on their MySpace page is any indication, Benton and co. might actually deliver again. Never in a million years did I imagine I would be discussing the prospect of Deicide releasing a good album in 2008. Just look at that cover art! It's like the cover of Pungent Stench's "Been Caught Buttering" reimagined by Fernando Botero. And that sweet bonus patch! I'm glad that Glen Benton has decided to throw his hat into the presidential ring. Hey, if Ron Paul can do it why can't he? So this year for the first time in our nation's history we could be seeing not only a woman or a black man running for president, but also a satanist! It's all about mobilizing the people at a grassroots level, so I hope that all of you, my metal brothers and sisters, will do your part and proudly display your "Glen Benton for President" patches on your denim vests. Let your voice be heard!

9 comments:

  1. whoa. just look at those nails bitten to the bone.

    nervous much? maybe he's beset by demons. ooo...

    or maybe it's just midlife crisis.

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  2. glen benton AND fernando botero in the same post! AWESOME!

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  3. oh, 2 short notes on the deicide logo:

    1. you can flip it horizontally and it still reads. i've seen merch with the logo upside down.

    2. i like how the used the default bevel filter in photoshop for the record cover...

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  4. insineratehymn was, in fact, terrible. serpents of the light, however, was fucking awesome. the other record you meant to say was crap was in torment in hell.

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  5. Don't diss Serpents of the light, it's one of the best death metal album released in the second half of the 90's.

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