Not that knowing the answers to some random questions about Europe makes you a genius, but clearly he is an articulate, fairly worldly guy. I was a little disappointed, because I thought to myself, "Surely searching for Blackie Lawless on Youtube will be a goldmine of incredibly stupid material." But I couldn't have been more wrong! Apparently it's Chris Holmes who is the dolt of the group.
Anyway, I don't want to spoil the ending of this video... but fuck it: Blackie wins a sandwich at the end.