Friday, February 1, 2008
Little Girl Sings Along To Dream Theater, Entire World Gets Collectively Depressed As A Result
This is the sort of thing that happens when you live in places like Long Island, you make your daughter sing along to Dream Theater songs. She begins to sing about 20 seconds into the video.
Clearly the parent who did this thinks it's either funny or cool. It's not. It's depressing as all hell. If you're already such a douche that you actually like Dream Theater, don't pass that on to your kids. Come on! Haven't you read the lyrics to the Exodus song "Like Father Like Son"? This family should be investigated by the authorities.
Now, before pictures of me at the Megadeth/Dream Theater show just a couple of years ago begin to surface as proof that I don't totally hate the band, let me just say that....there are worse bands on earth. Just not that many.