Friday, February 22, 2008
Billy Milano, Gentleman And A Scholar
Billy Milano must be one of the world's most annoying human beings, and also one of the saddest. Watch this video, and tell me you don't want to just punch him in the face so many times that your hand will break in half. The guy with the glasses is also kinda' asking for it. He's like every Jersey greaseball that pumps your gas in that damn state. His cadence is so unbelievable phoney and forced. It's funny to see them talk and act like they're on top of the world, as they sit in the Holiday Inn hotel room that they all have to share while they tour with Laaz Rockit.
The band's name is M.O.D. for god's sake....Mr. Milano had such a hard time letting go of S.O.D. that he started a bizarro world version of it. It's as though Dave Mustaine had been kicked out of Metallica and had gone on to start Netallica.
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wait, werent the on tour with the Jersey Dogs?
ReplyDeleteI'm often a fan, as long as it's pre-1993 (the first record and "Rhythm of Fear" are fucking great), but that was irritating, even for him. I'd like to believe he was playing into a stereotype or something, "for the camera", but... I'm not convinced.
ReplyDeleteAlso, these videos you pull out are utterly amazing, but they're also all insanely quiet!?
whoa, seeing the pubes was not needed!
ReplyDeleteThis post is so fucking funny I almost passed out. Billy Milano was such a prick - please keep him on the shortlist for more posts.
ReplyDeleteBilly Milano is and always was a fat stupid asshole who never realized everyone was and still is laughing at him, not with him.
ReplyDeleteHe lives in Austin now, I think? Be afraid.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspace.com/billymilanothebottomline
total hero.
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