Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Obituary. Tattoos & DUIs.

Obituary's Allen West was released from jail after serving an eight month sentence (due to multiple DUIs) in a Florida prison. You can read the full story here. I'm guessing his mug shot was taken when he was booked, not during his time in the slammer...which means that this guy actually wears scrubs to chill and drive around. Godamn. Also, could someone please tell him that his wire rim glasses are a bit too George Costanza like? You were in Obituary dude! Get some contacts pronto! Okay, maybe your top priority right now is not going to jail again, and getting you life in order. But after that....contacts. On the double!

Lastly, check out the tattoo section in the Obituary site. I love Obituary and all...but damn. By the way, look at this tattoo. It has really bad letter spacing between the "O" and the "B". It's as though the killer knives that make up the bloody Obituary logo shifted around in the killer knife drawer in Obituary's kitchen. Or something like that.


  1. Rich Brunelle of Morbid Angel will exit jail in july 2008. Hope he'll get in contact with Allen, and form a band with him...

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  4. Richard Brunelle - Guitars
    Allen West - Guitars
    Dallas Ward - Bass
    [Insert Floridian metal drummer who has gone to prison here] - Drums

    I hereby christen this band "Prison Rape".