In honor of Superbowl Sunday, Metal Inquisition researchers have chosen the following metal personalities as being the most likely members of team metal's starting line-up.

Dino Cazares

Gene Hoglan

Kam Lee

Vinnie Paul

Kerry King

This fat, angry black metal fan

Shane Embury, who looks just like Hurley from the TV show Lost

Pretty much anyone in Crowbar

Billy Milano

Messiah Marcolin
Honorary mention goes out to the entire line-up of Ohio's Drogheda, circa 1995.
i think drogheda was more abut the hockey jersey. less about the football.
ReplyDeletethat's not kam lee. it's terry butler.
ReplyDeletethat is not a pic of Kam Lee.
ReplyDeleteThat is NOT a jpg of Kam Lee.
ReplyDeleteIm the fat angry black metal fan. hell yeah brother.
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