I understand that metal isn't exactly noted for being fashion-forward or image conscious, and that's fine. But sometimes you have to ask yourself what is going on inside the tiny minds of metal musicians when they dress themselves. For example, Kerry King.
Back in the 80s, Kerry looked like a huge tool in his Oakleys, but it was still kind of cool in a white trash sort of way.
Then somewhere along the way, he turned into a leather daddy, got some really dumb tattoos, and turned into... this. ZOMG!
PS- Jeff Hanneman wrote all the good songs